Shall we Dance? Uhh.... hell no.
Oct. 31st, 2001 04:28 pmSchool Dance on Friday. I like them because there are shorter periods and the mosh pits are okay. Yeah, we get to mosh at WMS. You know you're jealous. It was the Halloween Dance. That means there's a costume contest. I made it to the "Funniest" semi-finals. I would have been room 119's "Triple Crown" winner (I would have won scariest, funniest, AND most original), but that evil Tanaka jerk won't allow us to do that. I was Split-Personality-Boy. I stayed in character all day.
Example:
Tommy (Jerk who insults me)- "Hey, you're a superhero, so stop that guy from messing with me!"
Me - "Why, my snake of justice (Snake hand-puppet) DOES sense evil!"
*The SNAKE OF JUSTICE starts biting Tommy
Tommy - "OW! OW! STOP THAT! AAAH!"
I made it to the semi-finals, as I said. I unjustly lost to a pimp, a "Sixth Grader", and a donkey. The "sixth grader" should have won. His name's Ian, and he was, well dressed up as a sixth grader (he's in 8th grade). He was wearing a wool sweater, thick glasses, sweat pants, and a sign that says "Hi, I'm a sixth grader!" Everyone thought he should have won. Except for the stupid JUDGES, who awarded the thing to the donkey.
Oh, yeah, THE DANCE! Lots of rap. It's somewhat acceptible on a dance floor, however. That's my opinion, mind you. It was half-an-hour before they played some rock. It was "Smooth Criminal" by AAF. The mosh pit formed and went wild. Then came "Rollin'" By Limp Bizkit, the pit died down a bit. I can't remember the third song, to tell you the truth. All I can remember is that I liked that song, and it was fairly popular this summer. It was hard rock, not alternative... Soooo.... uh.... Yeah. Then for a while it was nothing but rap. Before the sixth graders were kicked out of the dance, they played a four-song set. First was "Fat Lip" by Sum41, quite possibly the worst live band ever (Hey, it's true). Then came "Bodies" by Drowning Pool. The pits went insane, and everyone was singing along with "Nothin' wrong with me" and "Let the bodies hit the floor". It was cool. Then they played two songs which were not very recognizable. Then they played more rap, as the sixth grade dweebs were sent packing. After another two songs, the sevvies had to go. And that's when the dance really got fun. The eigth graders were all dancing and partying, it was great. I even danced, and nobody made fun of me (SHOCKING!!!!!). Sooo.... dances are cool. And stuff.
Example:
Tommy (Jerk who insults me)- "Hey, you're a superhero, so stop that guy from messing with me!"
Me - "Why, my snake of justice (Snake hand-puppet) DOES sense evil!"
*The SNAKE OF JUSTICE starts biting Tommy
Tommy - "OW! OW! STOP THAT! AAAH!"
I made it to the semi-finals, as I said. I unjustly lost to a pimp, a "Sixth Grader", and a donkey. The "sixth grader" should have won. His name's Ian, and he was, well dressed up as a sixth grader (he's in 8th grade). He was wearing a wool sweater, thick glasses, sweat pants, and a sign that says "Hi, I'm a sixth grader!" Everyone thought he should have won. Except for the stupid JUDGES, who awarded the thing to the donkey.
Oh, yeah, THE DANCE! Lots of rap. It's somewhat acceptible on a dance floor, however. That's my opinion, mind you. It was half-an-hour before they played some rock. It was "Smooth Criminal" by AAF. The mosh pit formed and went wild. Then came "Rollin'" By Limp Bizkit, the pit died down a bit. I can't remember the third song, to tell you the truth. All I can remember is that I liked that song, and it was fairly popular this summer. It was hard rock, not alternative... Soooo.... uh.... Yeah. Then for a while it was nothing but rap. Before the sixth graders were kicked out of the dance, they played a four-song set. First was "Fat Lip" by Sum41, quite possibly the worst live band ever (Hey, it's true). Then came "Bodies" by Drowning Pool. The pits went insane, and everyone was singing along with "Nothin' wrong with me" and "Let the bodies hit the floor". It was cool. Then they played two songs which were not very recognizable. Then they played more rap, as the sixth grade dweebs were sent packing. After another two songs, the sevvies had to go. And that's when the dance really got fun. The eigth graders were all dancing and partying, it was great. I even danced, and nobody made fun of me (SHOCKING!!!!!). Sooo.... dances are cool. And stuff.