Fun with Dell

Can you spot the complete and utter bullshit in these statements?

- "Laptop hard drives have an average life of one year and less if you use it a lot." (Rebuttal: So, wait. You send me a laptop that's meant for GAMING with a hard drive that'll go down in TWO FUCKING MONTHS if I use it a lot? I'm not using this thing to just check my fucking e-mail, you know? And that's ignoring the fact that hard drives have at LEAST an average lifespan of THREE years, and my dad's been using his for FIVE.)
- "My manager will call you later."
(Rebuttal: No, he won't. They NEVER do.)

Eeeergh.

The Update

After an hour and a half of work, I'm done with this stage of hell. New hard drive will be installed within a week or so, and in addition I'm intending to get an external hard drive as per the suggestions of both my dad and Tonny (and that's how I'm spelling your name until you start spelling mine right).

It was a lot less frustrating this time. Of course, I'll never buy a laptop from Dell again, most likely, but eh. It's stopped being a surprise.