Realization! Posting AIM logs is easier than writing up actual posts!

Rhinomat93: Power Rangers is the best show ever.
Rhinomat93: I just realized that ten minutes ago.
MorentisIII: Did you hit your head on something?
Rhinomat93: No, no, no. Hear me out.
Rhinomat93: I only saw the last ten minutes of this episode.
Rhinomat93: But they were fighting a giant taxi robot monster thing.
Rhinomat93: A GIANT TAXI ROBOT MONSTER THING. And then they blow him up after he makes various bad taxi puns, and then the Pink Ranger gets a cat for some reason.
MorentisIII: Poor guy was probably trying to offer someone a teleport.
Rhinomat93: And so she's like "Wow, wouldn't it be great to be a cat you guys?" and the Black Ranger (soon to be Vash the Stampede in the Trigun dub) is like "Yeah. Then you'd get to... uhm... sleep all day. Like Garfield. I guess."
Rhinomat93: And then?
MorentisIII: Very deep.
Rhinomat93: They cut to the cat, whose eyes turn RED. Like, menacingly. And that's the episode.
MorentisIII: OK, I'll admit that's a nice touch.
MorentisIII: He'll probably turn into a giant cat monster at some point.
Rhinomat93: No, I'm pretty sure that cat goes on to become the next Pink Ranger.
MorentisIII: And perhaps the existing Pink Ranger becomes a cat.

Mat vs. Dell, round ten thousand.

So I installed a new modem. Guess what? Now I've got a totally functioning modem... yet AOL still recognizes no dial tone. I officially give up on dialup modems. Fuck that shit. I'm calling Qwest tomorrow and if they can't fix their DSL thing we're cancelling. It costs too damn much and surely there's cheaper.

The Pentium II now self-destructs at random intervals. Thankfully there's a very weak wireless signal where I live so I can use the laptop for the internet from here, but it's really inconsistent and slow.

I'm now at the point where this bullshit doesn't even surprise me. I'm very, very tired at this point, so I'm just gonna slump in my chair, watch "About a Boy", and focus on mastering the posh British accent.