Dad Anecdotes

Alright, first. After I flinched when it looked like he was going to throw a shirt at me (he wasn't and I was being paranoid), Dad took it faux-personally.

Dad: "You don't trust me."
Me: "... well... I mean, you've done it before..."
Dad: "You don't trust your own father... your own, loving father..." *Picks up a pillow from a nearby couch and throws it at me.*
Me: "Ack!"
Dad: "Your own loving, trusting father..."

So we went to see The Promise, and whilst waiting for it I was reading a book. And Dad... well, he took out a knife and started poking at my leg with the dull end of it because he decided against bringing a book and regretted it immediately.

Long story short, The Promise is seventeen flavors of stupid. Don't watch it.