And now, Deep Thoughts with Michael Kelso

"Years from now, when historians reflect on the time we are currently living in, the names Biz Stone and Evan Williams will be referenced side by side with the likes of Samuel Morse, Alexander Graham Bell, Guglielmo Marcon, Philo Farnsworth, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs -- because the creation of Twitter by Stone, 35, Williams, 37, and Jack Dorsey, 32, is as significant and paradigm-shifting as the invention of Morse code, the telephone, radio, television, or the personal computer."

... oh, Ashton Kutcher. What.